...by the bar on New Year's:
Drunk Girl, to Drunk Boy, trying to secure New Year's Kiss: "Do you have anyone to kiss at midnight?"
Drunk Boy, to Drunk Girl, trying to limit his New Year's Kisses: "Well, I'm not sure."
DG: "Wanna kiss me?"
DB: "I don't think that would be a good idea."
DG: "Why not?!"
DB: "Well, you're probably married, and you're probably stupid."
DG: "I'm not married!"
We can only assume that her failure to contest the second accusation affirms its accuracy.